There was nothing remotely horny about the brothers Gallagher their music is less ‘glass of red by a roaring fire’ and more ‘8 pack of Fosters and Match of the Day’. By the time Oasis and Nirvana were at the top of their game in the 90s, the pairing of sexual lyrics with distorted guitar music seemed almost nonsensical. Since the massive-haired coke-fuelled glam rockers of the 70s and 80s faded away, rock and roll has been oddly asexual. Sweet Dreams TN – Last Shadow Puppets 2016 This is as good an excuse as any to take a look at some of the muckiest lyrics in history.

You’re supposed to sing about shagging with clever wordplay, double-entendres, puns, and weird extended metaphors – that’s where the fun is Arianna!

She’s said in interviews that the song is meant to be ridiculous, but the blatancy of the lyrics feels like cheating, somehow. In the chorus, however, Grande’s latest banger has all the subtlety of a battering ram to the ballbag. Until that point the lyrics had been things like ‘you gotta be strong for me boy’ or ‘I can go for hours’ or whatever standard pop lines that are vaguely sexy yet stop short of enraging purple-faced Daily Mail readers. Something to play at Christmas with the family’. ‘This sounds rather jolly,’ I thought to myself, tapping my hands on my thighs, ‘Quite festive. I found myself nodding along and smiling vacantly when I first heard it. Let’s play that spunky music.Īrianna Grande’s latest single, 34+35, is quite lovely at the outset.

So turn on, tune in, strap in and strap on. I’ll be your host tonight as we spiral madly through the anals of history to chart the gleeful rise of smut in pop. Good evening, my name’s Dan Hackett and I’d like to welcome you to Sexual Lyrics, with me, Daniel Scott Hackett.

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